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Moffee’s Magic Backpack

by Stephen Solomon

Here is Moffee Moth. Gay, carefree, and out for a stroll with his magic backpack. Say, look at all those signs. Why Moffee doesn’t even see them. Let’s see what they say, “Danger!” “Do Not Enter” “Keep Out” “This Means You”. The last sign says “Beware of the Circle K”. Moffee Moth might have seen an apple tree. How did Moffee get way up here? Moffee Moth used his magic backpack. He opened his magic backpack and inside was a grabber toy. He flew up. He used his grabber toy to pick an apple, and he got an apple. He flew down and took a bite. “Delicious,” he said. But suddenly, the trio locusts were hiding in the bush to see Moffee Moth with his magic backpack. Muzzy Moth used his binoculars to see what Moffee was doing. How does Moffee Moth get across the lake? He opened his magic backpack and inside was a canoe. “Amazing” whispered Muzzy. He said to the trio locusts, “I must have that magic backpack.” The trio locusts had an idea, and then said. “Fear not, we have a plan.” Meanwhile, the trio locusts brought a bug vacuum. First, he pushed the red button to suck. Let’s see how it works. Moffee Moth heard a vacuum noise. Moffee was sucked down into the bug vacuum and was captured by the trio locusts. “I got Moffee’s backpack!” said the locust #2. And he opened his magic backpack, and what did they see? “Nothing.” But the trio locusts forgot something.
“The magic gloves” they said. “All right, how does it work?” asked locust #1. They took off the lid, and set Moffee free. Moffee Moth opened his magic backpack, and what did the trio locusts see? A vicious dog! A vicious dog chased the trio locusts. Moffee used the bug vacuum to suck the trio locusts. But all of the sudden, he caught Muzzy Moth. Moffee was surprised. He saw Molly Moth. “I told you not to go far away,” said Molly Moth. And you know why? Because Moffee Moth had an accident.

image of hand-drawn Moffee Moth character. Moffee has bright green wings and antennae and smiles, swinging a satchel, as he strolls past wooden signs warning "Danger!" and "Do not enter!"